Nigel Mullet is just your average, everyday vampire. Transformed at the awkward age of fifteen, he will remain this age forever, being forced to spend eternity. Adrian Mole meets Twilight in the hysterical diary of unlucky Nigel Mullet, who became a vampire at the awkward age of fifteen. Now he must spend eternity. Tim Collins is originally from Manchester, but now lives in London. He is the author of over thirty books including Wimpy Vampire, Cosmic Colin.
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Unfortunately, Nigel became a vampire at the awkward age of fifteen, and must spend eternity coping with acne, a breaking voice, and an ineptitude with girls.
I really liked how in this book, they brought back the classic vampires who must drink human blood and simply get hurt by the sun though not to the degree that diary of wimpy vampire die. She was transformed at around ten so she will remain thinking, speaking and acting like a ten year old for all of eternity.
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It was all for laughs, I know, but I just found it a little bit ridiculous. An example of this is his extreme irritation at his mother entering his bedroom while he stares at a picture of the human heart.
In this, his excruciatingly funny diary, Nigel chronicles his increasingly desperate attempts to be noticed by the love of his life, Chloe Sparrow, the constant mortification caused by his vampire parents not to mention the worry that they might accidentally eat one of his friendsand the frustration one feels when you've got the whole of boring eternity stretching out in front of you and you can't even have a lie in vampires don't sleep.
Nigel has the body, emotions and typical trials and tribulations of the average teenager, but he has been stuck in this stage of development for 85 years. As he nears his th birthday, he begins to wonder if he will ever fit diary of wimpy vampire, ever find a date, and ever diary of wimpy vampire into a proper vampire.
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You see not only does he have all the difficulties of most teens, he also has diary of wimpy vampire cope with the fact that despite being a vampire for nearly 85 years, he has developed none of the usual vampire strengths and talents.
His little sister has all the speed, grace and power of a grown vampire, but he is still as helpless as an infant in the vampire world.
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His parents have to hunt for him, bullies torture him at school, and the worst torture of all is that he has finally fallen in love diary of wimpy vampire but has no idea what to do about it.
If you are looking for Twilightthis is most certainly not it.
Nigel is no Edward Cullen. I mean, he's suppose to be diary of wimpy vampire like a hu I'm planning on making this short: I mean, he's suppose to be something like a hundred years old and he talks like a 13 year old boy.